Owner: (sending, obviously to me, the default auto response) Hi, Urban! Please let us know how we can help you.
Me: Believe you targeted me in one of your FB adverts. Is this Messenger reply automated (as it doesn’t appear so)?
Owner: “Sorry about that Urban, it is an automatic message that is sent, will try to avoid it in the future.“
Me: (Seriously! OMFG! Holding my head in my hands in disbelief)…